Cissgovdin is a god.

She takes the form of a microscopic, grumpy dog.

Cissgovdin created an atom six trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cissgovdin, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Cissgovdin, she will curse you and those you beget for all time.

Cissgovdin's most sacred site is Kerris in England.

Cissgovdin's Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant indigo sculpture of Cissgovdin in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never wear pink dresses on sacred days.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Do not wear silicon on your body.

5. Always remove ear rings before touching zinc.