Wodrawbuslist is a god.

He takes the form of an extremely small, unfair swallow.

Wodrawbuslist created the Black Eye Galaxy six quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Wodrawbuslist, he will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Wodrawbuslist, he will turn you into a dog.

Wodrawbuslist's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Wodrawbuslist's Holy Commandments

1. Always store grapes above ground.

2. Do not chop down trees.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate birds.

4. Never adorn your arms with brown markings.

5. Never wear yellow corsets.