Cindumnegweg is a god.

She takes the form of a rotund, omniscient ant.

Cindumnegweg created the world nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Cindumnegweg, she will grant you immortality.

If you do not believe in Cindumnegweg, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Cindumnegweg's most sacred site is Yongding in China.

Cindumnegweg's Holy Commandments

1. Always act with humility when addressing children.

2. Do not drink from vessels made of silver.

3. Never think about optics near cats while wearing green rings and balancing nine copper spheres on your face.

4. Always look after injured manatees.

5. Always keep your back turned to the west at sunset.