Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, tiresome hedgehog.

Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam created the planet Saturn nine billion years ago.

If you believe in Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam, she will refuse to believe in you.

Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam's most sacred site is Cobbel in Germany.

Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear white clothing.

2. Do not hurt geese.

3. Do not record secrets concerning stars.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Erect a giant orange sculpture of Jipflowpibragtagfumlapyam in the centre of the settlement.