Ligdapfob is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, loving cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Ligdapfob created dark matter four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ligdapfob, she will be shocked.

If you do not believe in Ligdapfob, she will send two she bears to sort you out.

Ligdapfob's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Ligdapfob's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not wear purple clothing.

3. Do not drink alcohol.

4. Never talk about archaea.

5. Heed all dreams.