Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud is a god.

She takes the form of a three hundred metre long, proud badger.

Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud created tapeworms five quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud, she will try to impress you with rainbows.

Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud's most sacred site is Rautio in Finland.

Cengebgub Quimbomruttjipwipcud's Holy Commandments

1. Run away if five squirrels approach from the south.

2. Do not keep seven goats in a large pit.

3. Never write about amino acids.

4. Walk at least eight thousand metres per day.

5. Do not wear zinc on your body.