Tikbagnart is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely thin, grumpy mouse.

Tikbagnart created humanity five trillion years ago.

If you believe in Tikbagnart, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Tikbagnart, she will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Tikbagnart's most sacred site is Iskmo in Finland.

Tikbagnart's Holy Commandments

1. Draw representations of black holes on the walls of your dwelling place.

2. Never allow turtles to witness sacred rites.

3. Always look after injured eagles.

4. Never write about archaea.

5. Do not laugh at forests.