Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep is a god.

He takes the form of a plump, fast hamster.

Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep created life nine trillion years ago.

If you believe in Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep, he will grant all your wishes.

If you do not believe in Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep, he will be very sad.

Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep's most sacred site is Gassin in France.

Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep's Holy Commandments

1. Dabvanyikmotflab Madxemvinhad Hotfobbep must be the most important thing in your life.

2. Always look after injured frogs.

3. Paint representations of galaxies on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always share nuts with strangers, but never with horses.