Butkadbaf is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, stupid cyclops-rhinoceros-snail.

Butkadbaf created the universe two years ago.

If you believe in Butkadbaf, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Butkadbaf, she will refuse to believe in you.

Butkadbaf's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Butkadbaf's Holy Commandments

1. Do not fashion tools from gold.

2. Pray towards the east.

3. Look mercifully on unfortunate foxes.

4. Respect your elders.

5. Always check lakes for frogs.