Pigladlat is a god.

He takes the form of a galaxy-sized, humane naga.

Pigladlat created life four trillion years ago.

If you believe in Pigladlat, he will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Pigladlat, he will have a low opinion of you.

Pigladlat's most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Pigladlat's Holy Commandments

1. Worship no other gods but Pigladlat.

2. Always act with obedience.

3. Never speak the names of dwarf planets aloud.

4. Pigladlat loves hamsters, so they must be honoured.

5. Do not drink from vessels made of iron.