Lipflaplam is a god.

It takes the form of a four hundred metre long, dishonourable skunk.

Lipflaplam created humanity three trillion years ago.

If you believe in Lipflaplam, it will answer your prayers.

If you do not believe in Lipflaplam, it will destroy your favourite star.

Lipflaplam's most sacred site is Omaweneno in Botswana.

Lipflaplam's Holy Commandments

1. Never write about chlorophyll.

2. Never fashion tools from stone.

3. Never write about galaxies.

4. Do not fashion models of living things.

5. Never touch ash while unclean.