Abfubtadyar is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, unsympathetic jaguar.

Abfubtadyar created the Virgo Supercluster two years ago.

If you believe in Abfubtadyar, it will give you great power.

If you do not believe in Abfubtadyar, it will turn you into a sheep.

Abfubtadyar's most sacred site is Chilhac in France.

Abfubtadyar's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no ducks in a room before entering it.

2. Never hurt dogs.

3. Never pour water over plants.

4. Never paint your neck mauve.

5. Never approach mountains carrying bone.