Nellpondin is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, thoughtless grasshopper.

Nellpondin created vertebrates two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Nellpondin, it will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Nellpondin, it will not care at all.

Nellpondin's most sacred site is Ifaty in Madagascar.

Nellpondin's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in indigo rooms.

2. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

3. Walk at least six thousand metres per day.

4. Always help eagles.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate grasshopers.