Canfettig is a god.

It takes the form of a seven thousand metre long, dishonest ferret.

Canfettig created a down quark two billion years ago.

If you believe in Canfettig, it will look favourably on your prayers.

If you do not believe in Canfettig, it will remove you from existence.

Canfettig's most sacred site is Úbeda in Spain.

Canfettig's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

2. Do not eat gooseberries.

3. Never wear dresses.

4. Never eat corn.

5. Always remove boots before entering holy places.