Binbonkfon is a god.

It takes the form of a small, merciful hare.

Binbonkfon created an up quark two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Binbonkfon, it will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Binbonkfon, it will manifest in front of you.

Binbonkfon's most sacred site is Troms in Norway.

Binbonkfon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear gray clothing.

2. Never speak at midnight.

3. Pray towards the west.

4. Potatoes are unclean and must never pass your lips.

5. Always help sick cats.