Cencapvonkben is a god.

It takes the form of a giant, awe-inspiring finch.

Cencapvonkben created an electron nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Cencapvonkben, it will give you the power of flight.

If you do not believe in Cencapvonkben, it will turn you into a sheep.

Cencapvonkben's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Cencapvonkben's Holy Commandments

1. Do not drink from vessels made of zinc.

2. Worship no other gods but Cencapvonkben.

3. Never look in ponds.

4. Never look at galaxies.

5. Never feed coconuts to dogs while wearing shoes.