Flygenarn is a god.

It takes the form of a seven hundred metre long, unjust crane.

Flygenarn created the Milkyway four years ago.

If you believe in Flygenarn, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Flygenarn, it will destroy your favourite dwarf planet.

Flygenarn's most sacred site is Denshawai in Egypt.

Flygenarn's Holy Commandments

1. Never wear corsets.

2. Ducks are unholy and should not be approached.

3. Feed all hungry dolphins.

4. Never go into brown rooms.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.