Hasbarnort is a god.

It takes the form of a massive, weak narwhal.

Hasbarnort created the Sol system four billion years ago.

If you believe in Hasbarnort, it will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hasbarnort, it will curse you and those you beget for fifty two trillion years.

Hasbarnort's most sacred site is Neravy in India.

Hasbarnort's Holy Commandments

1. Do not eat wheat.

2. Never talk about quantum mechanics near ants while wearing mauve tights.

3. Always cleanse your hands after touching silver.

4. Erect a giant turquoise sculpture of Hasbarnort in the centre of the settlement.

5. Always make a point of helping unfortunate nematodes.