Nantinyik is a god.

She takes the form of a very fat, dishonest unicorn.

Nantinyik created parasitic wasps four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Nantinyik, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Nantinyik, she will turn you into a duck.

Nantinyik's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Nantinyik's Holy Commandments

1. Always obey Nantinyik's priests.

2. Never fashion tools from clay.

3. Do not drink water in violet rooms.

4. Do not cook food in pots.

5. Always wash your chest before prayer.