Yatlarpboss is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, slow lizard.

Yatlarpboss created a top quark four years ago.

If you believe in Yatlarpboss, she will give you a massive pile of rare-earth elements.

If you do not believe in Yatlarpboss, she will destroy your favourite star.

Yatlarpboss' most sacred site is Metsimotlhabe in Botswana.

Yatlarpboss' Holy Commandments

1. Do not make images of living things.

2. Always help sick swans.

3. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Yatlarpboss.

4. Always look after injured rats.

5. Never think about planets.