Camhudbag is a god.

It takes the form of a planet-sized, emotional raccoon.

Camhudbag created life two billion years ago.

If you believe in Camhudbag, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Camhudbag, it will think nothing of it.

Camhudbag's most sacred site is Embalam in India.

Camhudbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never approach crossroads carrying wood.

2. Do not hurt shrews.

3. Do not commit murder.

4. Never think about dark matter near seals while wearing fawn dresses and balancing four lead spheres on your back.

5. You must love Camhudbag.