Damfotteen is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, unselfish dove.

Damfotteen created everything that exists two years ago.

If you believe in Damfotteen, she will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Damfotteen, she will think nothing of it.

Damfotteen's most sacred site is Landsort in Sweden.

Damfotteen's Holy Commandments

1. Do not prepare apples while filled with anger.

2. Always pray in complete darkness.

3. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

4. Always make sure there are no porpoises in a building before entering it.

5. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.