Camhomdin Witsinpib is a god.

She takes the form of a chunky, egotistical goose.

Camhomdin Witsinpib created vertebrates eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Camhomdin Witsinpib, she will ignore you forever.

If you do not believe in Camhomdin Witsinpib, she will denounce you as a heretic.

Camhomdin Witsinpib's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Camhomdin Witsinpib's Holy Commandments

1. Ponytails are unholy and must not be worn.

2. Never record secrets.

3. Never fashion tools from clay.

4. Never look in ponds.

5. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.