Ingjatsak is a god.

She takes the form of a very heavy, effective swan.

Ingjatsak created a Higgs boson four quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Ingjatsak, she will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Ingjatsak, she will insist you be burnt at the stake.

Ingjatsak's most sacred site is Sirama in Madagascar.

Ingjatsak's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never write about the strong nuclear force.

3. Do not record secrets concerning comets.

4. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

5. Erect a giant fawn sculpture of Ingjatsak in the centre of the settlement.