Legzigjen is a god.

It takes the form of a small, calm tortoise.

Legzigjen created the universe five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Legzigjen, it will approve.

If you do not believe in Legzigjen, it will sneak up behind you and tap you on the back.

Legzigjen's most sacred site is Sanabo in Egypt.

Legzigjen's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray immersed in water.

2. Never record numbers.

3. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

4. Always make sure there are no bats in a room before entering it.

5. Your grandchildren must be taught to worship Legzigjen.