Vedhogpas is a god.

It takes the form of a rotund, omnipotent swallow.

Vedhogpas created the planet Jupiter six billion years ago.

If you believe in Vedhogpas, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Vedhogpas, it will hide angry, venomous snakes in your dwelling place.

Vedhogpas' most sacred site is Anony in Madagascar.

Vedhogpas' Holy Commandments

1. Never think about chlorophyll.

2. Always treat manatees with great respect.

3. Never tolerate laughter in holy places.

4. Do not wear gold on your body.

5. Your children must be taught to worship Vedhogpas.