Quartpibnibbag is a god.

He takes the form of a huge, humane centipede.

Quartpibnibbag created Asia three hundred thousand years ago.

If you believe in Quartpibnibbag, he will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Quartpibnibbag, he will hide angry, poisonous snakes in your dwelling place.

Quartpibnibbag's most sacred site is Minnigaff in Scotland.

Quartpibnibbag's Holy Commandments

1. Never speak at midday.

2. Never proclaim while facing north.

3. Do not consume rice at dawn.

4. Do not take Quartpibnibbag's name in vain.

5. Never talk about stars.