Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep is a god.

She takes the form of a five hundred metre long, omniscient goat.

Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep created the Cigar Galaxy nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep, she will look on you favourably.

If you do not believe in Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep, she will turn you into a tree.

Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep's most sacred site is Auvillar in France.

Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather eight swans in one place.

2. Do not wear corsets marked with red.

3. Never travel toward the north during winter.

4. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.

5. Worship no other gods but Pogripgod Labbentarp Batdavbep.