Stragmabtikzim is a god.

She takes the form of a six hundred metre long, selfish faun.

Stragmabtikzim created the Black Eye Galaxy eight million years ago.

If you believe in Stragmabtikzim, she will celebrate by creating some galaxies.

If you do not believe in Stragmabtikzim, she will be very sad.

Stragmabtikzim's most sacred site is Katteri in India.

Stragmabtikzim's Holy Commandments

1. Never gather seven whales in one place.

2. Never laugh in holy places.

3. Do not speak sacred words in spring.

4. Do not drink water in blue rooms.

5. Pray towards the east.