Jinweearm Litzigkad is a god.

She takes the form of an eight thousand metre long, passionate scorpion.

Jinweearm Litzigkad created Europe twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jinweearm Litzigkad, she will make you lucky.

If you do not believe in Jinweearm Litzigkad, she will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Jinweearm Litzigkad's most sacred site is Katballe in Denmark.

Jinweearm Litzigkad's Holy Commandments

1. Never allow rats to witness sacred rites.

2. Never talk about archaea.

3. Permit no heathen within the settlement walls.

4. Never pour water over plants.

5. Always store cherries above ground.