Gigvedgom is a god.

She takes the form of a corpulent, moody wombat.

Gigvedgom created the planet Jupiter eight billion years ago.

If you believe in Gigvedgom, she will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Gigvedgom, she will send twenty two thousand, three hundred, and seventy eight badgers to sort you out.

Gigvedgom's most sacred site is Leps in Germany.

Gigvedgom's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Do not run at forests.

3. Always make sure there are no otters in a building before entering it.

4. Fast once a month.

5. Never laugh in holy places.