Gil is a god.

She takes the form of a planet-sized, omniscient wyrm.

Gil created parasitic wasps three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Gil, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Gil, she will manifest in front of you.

Gil's most sacred site is Questenberg in Germany.

Gil's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about special relativity near great tits while wearing brown ear rings.

2. Always take life seriously.

3. Paint representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.

4. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

5. Show mercy to disobedient children.