Hug is a god.

He takes the form of a fat, fast beaver.

Hug created Asia nine thousand years ago.

If you believe in Hug, he will approve.

If you do not believe in Hug, he will curse you and those you beget for seventy quadrillion years.

Hug's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Hug's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse oil with water.

2. Never look at black holes.

3. Never mix peanuts with ash.

4. Hug loves cats, so they must be honoured.

5. Never speak of fate in the presence of priests.