Witweelad is a god.

It takes the form of a very small, quiet eagle.

Witweelad created vertebrates four thousand years ago.

If you believe in Witweelad, it will grant you eternal life.

If you do not believe in Witweelad, it will turn you into a mole.

Witweelad's most sacred site is Corsock in Scotland.

Witweelad's Holy Commandments

1. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

2. Never speak the names of moons aloud.

3. Do not trade with those who eat strawberries.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of earth.

5. Never look at nebulae.