Butvadged is a god.

She takes the form of an extremely large, confident cat.

Butvadged created an atom three thousand years ago.

If you believe in Butvadged, she will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Butvadged, she will turn you into a goat.

Butvadged's most sacred site is Dommerby in Denmark.

Butvadged's Holy Commandments

1. Do not wear fawn clothing.

2. Never sing in the presence of elders.

3. Do not speak about gooseberries.

4. Never talk about the weak nuclear force near eagles while wearing brown shorts and balancing eight tin spheres on your face.

5. Draw representations of nebulae on the walls of your dwelling place.