Fidbifflis is a god.

He takes the form of a thin, humane rhinoceros.

Fidbifflis created an electron two thousand years ago.

If you believe in Fidbifflis, he will celebrate by creating some universes.

If you do not believe in Fidbifflis, he will jump up and down on your head until it really hurts.

Fidbifflis' most sacred site is Quenstedt in Germany.

Fidbifflis' Holy Commandments

1. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Fidbifflis in the centre of the settlement.

2. Never think about black holes.

3. Never remain bowed at dawn.

4. Look mercifully on unfortunate rats.

5. Never look at dwarf planets.