Guphomquim is a god.

It takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, loving butterfly.

Guphomquim created the Tadpole Galaxy three billion years ago.

If you believe in Guphomquim, it will smite all your enemies.

If you do not believe in Guphomquim, it will name a particularly small and pointless comet after you.

Guphomquim's most sacred site is Kottucherry in India.

Guphomquim's Holy Commandments

1. Never play with disobedient children.

2. Always treat dolphins with great respect.

3. Erect a giant carbon sculpture of Guphomquim in the centre of the settlement.

4. Show mercy to disobedient children.

5. Do not place rice upon stone.