Megcamdit is a god.

She takes the form of a giant, merciless ant.

Megcamdit created an up quark eight million years ago.

If you believe in Megcamdit, she will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Megcamdit, she will destroy your favourite planet.

Megcamdit's most sacred site is Pialeia in Greece.

Megcamdit's Holy Commandments

1. Always maintain patience during holy days.

2. Never eat tomatoes.

3. You must pray to Megcamdit seven times a day.

4. Never think about the weak nuclear force.

5. Always cleanse ash with water.