Mutafbidjatcissnabpog is a god.

She takes the form of a six thousand metre long, impressive ferret.

Mutafbidjatcissnabpog created the Sunflower Galaxy two trillion years ago.

If you believe in Mutafbidjatcissnabpog, she will be surprised.

If you do not believe in Mutafbidjatcissnabpog, she will jump up and down on your head.

Mutafbidjatcissnabpog's most sacred site is Outchimedu in India.

Mutafbidjatcissnabpog's Holy Commandments

1. Never travel toward the south during winter.

2. Always cleanse water with water.

3. Never think about fluid mechanics.

4. Always wash your arms before prayer.

5. Do not speak about figs.