Madlab is a god.

She takes the form of a huge, smart scorpion.

Madlab created dark matter five thousand years ago.

If you believe in Madlab, she will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Madlab, she will turn you into a frog.

Madlab's most sacred site is Amrit in Egypt.

Madlab's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat lentils.

2. Madlab loves dogs, so they must be honoured.

3. Never talk about thermodynamics.

4. Never look at asteroids.

5. Pray towards the west.