Hugdobyok Sangeddut is a god.

He takes the form of a very long, ruthless centaur.

Hugdobyok Sangeddut created light two quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugdobyok Sangeddut, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Hugdobyok Sangeddut, he will have an extremely low opinion of you.

Hugdobyok Sangeddut's most sacred site is Utti in Finland.

Hugdobyok Sangeddut's Holy Commandments

1. Do not trade with those who eat bananas.

2. Always wear black.

3. Never speak aloud of secrets.

4. Never carve symbols of comets into wood.

5. Never talk about quantum mechanics near moths while wearing violet stockings and balancing five zinc spheres on your back.