Jenwanmeg is a god.

It takes the form of a minute, able troll.

Jenwanmeg created the Large Magellanic Cloud twelve years ago.

If you believe in Jenwanmeg, it will grant you three wishes.

If you do not believe in Jenwanmeg, it will destroy your favourite star.

Jenwanmeg's most sacred site is Esse in Finland.

Jenwanmeg's Holy Commandments

1. Learn six new languages a year.

2. Never eat green fruit.

3. Run away from white swans, for they are unholy.

4. Never write about evolution by means of natural selection.

5. Bats are unholy and should not be approached.