Volhugflap is a god.

It takes the form of a blubbery, self-confident dragon.

Volhugflap created the cosmos eight quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volhugflap, it will grant your every wish.

If you do not believe in Volhugflap, it will destroy your favourite star.

Volhugflap's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Volhugflap's Holy Commandments

1. Do not imbibe mustard, for it is unholy.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Pray towards the south.

4. Treat sacred texts with the utmost of respect.

5. Always help sick ants.