Zoddibhon is a god.

She takes the form of a nine hundred metre long, blissful lion.

Zoddibhon created life five billion years ago.

If you believe in Zoddibhon, she will give you a free planet.

If you do not believe in Zoddibhon, she will not invite you to parties.

Zoddibhon's most sacred site is Laurila in Finland.

Zoddibhon's Holy Commandments

1. Do not covet oxen.

2. Do not fashion sacred items from wood.

3. Doors are unholy and should not be erected.

4. Always face the south before speaking sacred words.

5. Shun those given to greed.