Tofmitbimmil is a god.

He takes the form of a four hundred metre long, blissful hedgehog.

Tofmitbimmil created the universe five billion years ago.

If you believe in Tofmitbimmil, he will visit you to thank you.

If you do not believe in Tofmitbimmil, he will attempt to scare you with strong winds.

Tofmitbimmil's most sacred site is Cuandixia in China.

Tofmitbimmil's Holy Commandments

1. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

2. Feed all hungry ants.

3. Shun those given to greed.

4. Do not take Tofmitbimmil's name in vain.

5. Always prostrate yourself in the presence of your elders.