Kenhudlit is a god.

He takes the form of an enormous, thoughtless gorilla.

Kenhudlit created time and space three billion years ago.

If you believe in Kenhudlit, he will make you immortal.

If you do not believe in Kenhudlit, he will turn you into a giant snail.

Kenhudlit's most sacred site is Sarti in Greece.

Kenhudlit's Holy Commandments

1. Always wear violet.

2. Do not kill mites.

3. Do not shelter from rain as it is holy.

4. Always cleanse your hands after touching nickel.

5. Never think about ultrasonics near sharks while wearing turquoise coats and balancing five silicon spheres on your head.