Besttaglag is a god.

She takes the form of a slim, unselfish clam.

Besttaglag created water two years ago.

If you believe in Besttaglag, she will celebrate by creating some planets.

If you do not believe in Besttaglag, she will attempt to scare you with hail.

Besttaglag's most sacred site is Bogogobo in Botswana.

Besttaglag's Holy Commandments

1. Shun those given to vanity.

2. Never carve symbols of moons into wood.

3. Besttaglag must be the most important thing in your life.

4. Never talk about nucleic acids.

5. Paint representations of asteroids on the walls of your dwelling place in brown.