Citgebyog is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, kind dingo.

Citgebyog created parasitic wasps nine million years ago.

If you believe in Citgebyog, he will look after you all your life.

If you do not believe in Citgebyog, he will have a very low opinion of you.

Citgebyog's most sacred site is Yerakini in Greece.

Citgebyog's Holy Commandments

1. Pray towards the west.

2. Always act with patience.

3. Always look after injured seals.

4. Do not count beyond seven during ceremonies.

5. Never talk about special relativity.