Hugfebflab is a god.

It takes the form of a chunky, sapient eagle.

Hugfebflab created the cosmos seven trillion years ago.

If you believe in Hugfebflab, it will grant you five wishes.

If you do not believe in Hugfebflab, it will destroy your home solar system.

Hugfebflab's most sacred site is Issigeac in France.

Hugfebflab's Holy Commandments

1. Always cleanse your hands after touching platinum.

2. Never hop in the presence of elders.

3. Do not wear rings marked with blue.

4. Never record secrets.

5. Never think about solid mechanics near cats while wearing magenta shirts and balancing five lead spheres on your neck.