Kadtipcit is a god.

It takes the form of a three thousand metre long, stupid mouse.

Kadtipcit created the Sombrero Galaxy three million years ago.

If you believe in Kadtipcit, it will not care.

If you do not believe in Kadtipcit, it will destroy your favourite galaxy.

Kadtipcit's most sacred site is Taktser in China.

Kadtipcit's Holy Commandments

1. Always make sure there are no otters in a room before entering it.

2. Never talk about planets.

3. Never talk about quantum gravity near frogs while wearing mauve stockings and balancing nine gold spheres on your back.

4. Do not drink from vessels made of tin.

5. Never eat gooseberries.