Volhenxucdibbigbom is a god.

It takes the form of a galaxy-sized, bad-tempered rhinoceros.

Volhenxucdibbigbom created a charm quark seven quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Volhenxucdibbigbom, it will give you lots of gold.

If you do not believe in Volhenxucdibbigbom, it will name a particularly small and pointless dust cloud after you.

Volhenxucdibbigbom's most sacred site is Trujillo in Spain.

Volhenxucdibbigbom's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about stars.

2. Do not listen to heathen tongues.

3. Always take life seriously.

4. Do not drink water in fawn rooms.

5. Tell all that you meet of the great power of Volhenxucdibbigbom.