Vadcabkop is a god.

She takes the form of a thin, cheerful monkey.

Vadcabkop created carbon twelve years ago.

If you believe in Vadcabkop, she will celebrate by creating some nebulas.

If you do not believe in Vadcabkop, she will destroy your favourite star.

Vadcabkop's most sacred site is Zhelaizhai in China.

Vadcabkop's Holy Commandments

1. Always store lentils above ground.

2. Never talk about spacetime near capybaras while wearing blue shoes.

3. Erect eight carbon sculptures of Vadcabkop on top of important buildings.

4. Never look at moons.

5. Vadcabkop loves doves, so they must be honoured.