Hubvil is a god.

He takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, grumpy spider.

Hubvil created the Large Magellanic Cloud three quadrillion years ago.

If you believe in Hubvil, he will remain indifferent to you.

If you do not believe in Hubvil, he will jump up and down fuming with rage.

Hubvil's most sacred site is Saint Cado in France.

Hubvil's Holy Commandments

1. Always pray in complete darkness.

2. Do not contemplate quantum gravity during the night.

3. Always look both ways before crossing roads.

4. Do not trade with those who eat grapes.

5. Do not wear silver on your body.