Pogdadvag is a god.

It takes the form of a nine thousand metre long, emotional warg.

Pogdadvag created everything that exists four billion years ago.

If you believe in Pogdadvag, it will look after your home planet.

If you do not believe in Pogdadvag, it will jump up and down fuming with anger.

Pogdadvag's most sacred site is Kauvatsa in Finland.

Pogdadvag's Holy Commandments

1. Never talk about solid mechanics near sharks while wearing fawn coats.

2. Erect a giant iron sculpture of Pogdadvag in the centre of the settlement.

3. Do not trade with those who eat lemons.

4. Never talk about dark energy.

5. Fast once a month.